"People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'"

-- Pat Paulsen

#People Quotes #Hey Quotes #Bars Quotes

“Every year the hunters shot cows and horses and family pets and each other. And unbelievably, they sometimes shot themselves, perhaps in a psychotic episode where they mistook themselves for dinner”
“Every piece of writing starts from what I call a grit a sight or sound, a sentence or happening that does not pass away but quite inexplicably lodges in the mind.”
“I fail to understand why gethes (Humans), talk about individuals versus society. They are the same thing. The action of every individual counts, and those individual acts of personal responsibility accumulate to create society. Snowflakes are equally blind to their role in causing avalanches.”

Source : Karen Traviss (2009). “Ally”, p.4, Harper Collins
“Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.”
“God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.”
“I mean, come on, Beyonce's the queen of pop music. She's the queen. If you could run for queen... I would put her name in the suggestion box. She's incredible.”
“Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.”
“I think I spent my whole childhood diving out of haylofts with my BB gun and coming out shooting.”

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