"This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole."

-- Lewis Black

#Lying Quotes #Waiting Quotes #President Quotes

“Some Christians feel guilty when they are doing something that isn't 'spiritual.' Somehow or another, they feel the need to hurry through the grocery store, dash through the house cleaning, and rush through all the daily aspects of life that seem irrelevant to their faith.”
“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.”
“Seek above all for a game worth playing- such is the advice of the oracle to modern man.”
“Too much truth is uncouth.”

Source : Franklin P. Adams (1944). “Nods and Becks”
“It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one”
“Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.”
“I don't think a movie today that captured all the things that we did in the seventies could come close, because it's like asking to recreate the seventies and the audience sensibilities and that's impossible.”
“I don’t care what you write man, just make sure you make us sound sexy. Say that we looked like we’d just come from the beach and that our bodies were glistening. Say we got no hair on our chests. Anything so the girls will like us.”

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