"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."

-- Kin Hubbard

#Funny Quotes #Christmas Quotes #Tears Quotes

“I want people to be ecstatic but to cry at the same time.”
“There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule -- that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.”
“Tax dollars intended for science education must not be used to teach creationism as any sort of real explanation of nature, because any observation or process of inference about our origin and the nature of the universe disproves creationism in every respect.”
“Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer.”
“What a country chooses to save is what a country chooses to say about itself.”
“Nothing had changed in my routine, except that when I went down the chippy and got me special fried rice, it would be wrapped in a newspaper that had my picture all over it.”

Source : Robbie Fowler (2009). “Fowler: My Autobiography”, p.33, Pan Macmillan
“I am not afraid of retaliations. I don't have kids. I don't have a wife, no car, no credit. It may seem pompous, but I'd rather die standing than live on my knees.”
“I don't get surprised very often to be honest. I'm the kind of person who you couldn't throw a surprise party for because I'd figure it out.”

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