"There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule -- that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar."

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“The doctors told me I'd be fine if I play only golf and tennis doubles for the rest of my life. But I dive. I dogsled. I trek. I guess I'll have surgery.”
“If you change a character too much, the audience falls out of love with the character, but characters need to evolve and grow over the years.”
“The friendship between me and you I will not compare to a chain; for that the rains might rust, or the falling tree might break.”

Source : George Bancroft (1841). “History of the Colonization of the United States”, p.49
“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!”
“Says the girl with no thyme.”
“Conservatives consider liberals well-intentioned, but misguided. Liberals consider conservatives not only wrong, but really, really bad people.”

Source : "Open-Minded Liberals?" by Larry Elder, www.realclearpolitics.com. January 24, 2008.
“Buddhism regards all living creatures as being endowed with the Buddha nature and the potential to become Buddhas. That's why Buddhism teaches us to refrain from killing and to liberate creatures instead.”
“I know this sounds ridiculous but I like guys with love handles. I hate a washboard stomach - that does not turn me on.”

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