"No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all"

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Daniel Tosh

#Screws Quotes #Virgins Quotes

“Think about the most important things in life and set hard boundaries to protect them.”
“You're younger, you might want to go to clubs and kick it, but as you get older, you start seeing that life has more meaning to it. The people that you love are the people you want to start trusting and start wanting them to trust you and start respecting them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I do, but I don't like doing that. I would do it out of hate or anger. I would do it because some- one was pushing my buttons, but really I don't want to break my back in some European city while everyone else is drinking espresso. I only do it because someone refused to pay for the shipping, or something like that. I don't want to let a whole city of people down.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I have never felt salvation in nature. I love cities above all.”
“I'm glad you asked me that. This gives me the perfect opportunity to talk about the problems with this Congress...”
“As for religious faith, a lack of it shouldn't stop us from doing good deeds for their own sake.”
“There are only three kinds of people. LEADERS. Those who take charge, build, inspire, and create. FOLLOWERS. Those who support leaders and work to achieve mutually beneficial goals.... [and] DESTROYERS. Destroyers cannot find it within themselves to follow anyone, their hatred and insecurity is too pure to see strength in any OTHER being. The utterly lack the ability to inspire or create, so they do the only thing left to them -- they tear down all they come in contact with.”
“X-Men is not a story about superheroes, but a story about the ongoing revolutionary struggle between good/new and bad/old. The X-Men are every rebel teenager wanting to change the world and make it better. Humanity is every adult, clinging to the past, trying to destroy the future even as he places all his hopes there.”

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