"Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap"

-- Red Skelton

#Mother Quotes #Dirty Quotes #Inspiration Quotes

“It is dangerous for a spiritual master to accept almost any aspirant. Although it is an aspect of mercy, it is dangerous. The danger also depends on the spiritual potency of the particular guru. Without sufficient potency, a few offensive or faithless disciples can lead to the guru's fall.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
“But theatre is always a difficult experience”
“When I meet young girls, Im always like, Just do me one favour. Love what you look like right now - and remember I said it 10 years from now because its the greatest gift I can give.”
“When your response to everything that is wrong with the world is to say, 'there ought to be a law,' you are saying that you hold freedom very cheap.”
“Success often comes to those who dare to act. It seldom goes to the timid who are ever afraid of the consequences.”

Source : Jawaharlal Nehru (1964). “Glorious Thoughts of Nehru: Being a Treasury of Twelve Thousand Valuable and Inspiring Thoughts of Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Classified Under Four Hundred Subjects”
“When they are among us cats are angels”
“Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.”

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