"He was trying to save both his faces."

-- John Gunther

#Sarcastic Quotes #Trying Quotes #Faces Quotes

“This is motherhood for you,' said my own mother. 'Going through life with your heart outside your body.”
“May even the concept of unreached peoples be totally intolerable to us.”
“I'm not an exhibitionist in any way, shape or form. I don't even like having my picture taken!”
“I don't see me doing $100 million films because $100 million films, the very nature of them, you need to offend as few people as possible just to make your money back.”
“There's not a thing that any of you guys can say bad about me that would hurt my feelings... I'm not coming at you, what I'm saying is that, I'm willing to take that heat for my team, if we're playing well or if we're not playing well.”

Source : InsideHoops.com Interview, www.insidehoops.com. August 12, 2003.
“Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.”
“I don't know if I thrive in normal life.”
“I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.”

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