"Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh."

-- John Oliver

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Want Quotes

“There are two men in me--one lives in the full sense of the word, the other reasons and passes judgment on the first. The first will perhaps take leave of you and the world forever in an hour now; and the second . . . the second?”
“A psychologically engrossing novel about the homes we make-in our houses, in our neighborhoods, and in the hearts of our loved ones. Laken takes on that great unspoken American subject-class-and does so with frankness, acuity and surpassing feeling. DREAM HOUSE is a memorable debut novel from a fully mature talent.”
“Suppose that, say, China established military bases in Colombia to carry out chemical warfare in Kentucky and North Carolina to destroy this lethal crop [tobacco] that is killing huge numbers of Chinese.”
“What you end up remembering isn't always the same as what you have witnessed.”
“â€¦everything has a past. Everything â€“ a person, an object, a word, everything. If you donâ€™t know the past, you canâ€™t understand the present and plan properly for the future.”
“Speaking to bloggers on a daily basis.”
“Hope is willing to leave unanswered questions unanswered and unknown futures unknown. Hope makes you see God's guiding hand not only in the gentle and pleasant moments but also in the shadows of disappointment and darkness.”

Source : Henri Nouwen (2004). “Turn My Mourning into Dancing”, p.60, Thomas Nelson Inc
“You plant, then you cultivate, and finally you harvest. Plant, cultivate, harvest. In today's world, everyone wants to go directly from plant to harvest.”

Source : Jeff Olson, John David Mann (2013). “The Slight Edge: Turning Simple Disciplines into Massive Success and Happiness”, p.66, Greenleaf Book Group

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