"I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25."

-- Demetri Martin

#Home Quotes #Jars Quotes #Pennies Quotes

“Only free time, imagination, creativity, and an ability to disappear will help you deliver value that nobody ever delivered before in the history of mankind.”

Source : "10 Reasons You Have to Quit Your Job in 2014" By James Altucher, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 8, 2014.
“When only men could register to vote, we required only men to register for the draft. Today both sexes can vote, but only men must register for the draft.”
“Some of the things you believe were never true. They were someone else's fears. Give yourself a chance to examine your thoughts. Change those that are negative. You are deserving.”
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
“The Revelation was my master's project, and after I finished it, I thought I'd send it off to a publisher and within a year or so be a rich and famous writer. Two years later I finally sold it. For a whopping $4,000. A year after that, it finally came out. Which explains why there are all those terrible jobs on my resume!”
“We are not beginners forever, but we never stop learning.”
“Love...doesn't need a complicated metaphor And sometimes nothing needs to be said at all”
“Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.”

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