"No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!"

-- Janeane Garofalo

#Prophet Quotes

“A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.”
“The profoundest affinities are the most readily felt; they remain a background and standard for all happiness and if we trace them out we succeed.”
“The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.”
“Even if a story has nothing to do with my life, if I can recognise something of myself in the character and think, 'Oh yeah, that's what I'd do...' Yeah, that's what I look for.”
“Fox News may be demolishing its more liberal cable news rivals in the ratings but to Democrats it's still the bogeyman. That's why President Obama took the opportunity to criticize the network during a speech defending his economic record at Northwestern University today. But in doing so, the president not only demonstrated the weakness of his position but also why he doesn'Â€t understand Fox'Â€s appeal.”

Source : "Faltering WH Still Blaming the Messenger" by Jonathan Tobin, www.realclearpolitics.com. October 6, 2014.
“Have patience, heart.”
“Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.”
“I'm a novelist, not a social scientist or a commentator.”

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