"I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits.""

-- Sarah Silverman

#Song Quotes #New York Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Every act of perception, is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination.”

Source : Oliver Sacks (2011). “Musicophilia: Tales of Music and the Brain”, p.127, Pan Macmillan
“I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single”
“Cynical is a fool's word for realist.”

Source : Paul Christopher (2006). “The Lucifer Gospel”, p.61, Penguin
“We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it. It must be done for itself, for the beauty of science, and then there is always the chance that a scientific discovery may become like the radium a benefit for mankind.”

Source : Marie Curie's lecture at Vassar College in Poughkeepsie, New York, May 14, 1921.
“If we don't know how to deal with sin then we don't know how to deal with people.”

Source : Danny Silk (2012). “The Practice of Honor: Putting Into Daily Life the Culture of Honor”, p.122, Destiny Image Publishers
“I go on a lot of hikes. I read a lot. I play piano.”

Source : Interview with Jennifer Hundley, www.askmen.com.
“Lowering prices is easy. Being able to afford to lower prices is hard.”
“... your spiritual teachers caution you against enquiry--tell you not to read certain books; not to listen to certain people; to beware of profane learning; to submit your reason, and to receive their doctrines for truths. Such advice renders them suspicious counsellors.”

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