"Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them."

-- Demetri Martin

#Eyebrows Quotes #Space Quotes

“What is the right time [to discuss theology]? Whenever we are free from the mire and noise without, and our commanding faculty is not confused by illusory, wandering images, leading us, as it were, to mix fine script with ugly scrawling, or sweet-smelling scent with slime. We need actually 'to be still' (Ps. 46:10) in order to know God, and when we receive the opportunity, 'to judge uprightly' (Ps. 75:2) in theology.”
“We do not develop habits of genuine love automatically. We learn by watching effective role models - most specifically by observing how our parents express love for each other day in and day out.”
“Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.”
“Of course, no matter how hard we try to be objective as reporters, our life experiences and personal circumstances influence our journalism, including the choice of topics we pursue.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Gotos aren't damnable to begin with. If you aren't smart enough to distinguish what's bad about some gotos from all gotos, goto hell.”

Source : "Re: destroying CLOS objects". Usenet article, groups.google.com. October 14, 2000.
“I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky.”
“In pain is a new time born.”
“If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.”

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