"I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline."

-- Laurie Notaro

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“As you get older, the more you know, so the more nervous you become. The risks are much bigger.”

Source : "Paul Scofield, British Actor, Dies at 86" by Benedict Nightingale, www.nytimes.com. March 21, 2008.
“After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.”

Source : Jaroslav Hašek (1993). “The Good Soldier Švejk and His Fortunes in the World War”
“Thank goodness I started getting movie roles and then television shows came along. So I was very fortunate to be able to do all three and I like all of them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
“Reading aloud means no skipping, no skimming, no cutting to the chase.”

Source : Anne Fadiman (2011). “Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader”, p.137, Macmillan
“The gaze that the colonized subject casts at the colonist's sector is a look of lust, a look of envy. Dreams of possession. Every type of possession; of sitting at the colonist's table and sleeping in his bed, preferably with his wife. The colonized man is an envious man.”
“Until and unless we could disband these militias, this country won't be able to function properly.”
“The moment politics becomes dull, democracy is in danger.”

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