"A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Thinking Quotes #Sometimes Quotes #Audience Quotes

“If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.”
“That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.”
“At least this is the way I see it. I am a physicist. I also consider myself a Christian. As I try to understand the nature of our universe in these two modes of thinking, I see many commonalities and crossovers between science and religion. It seems logical that in the long run the two will even converge.”
“It's never been true, not anywhere at anytime, that the value of a soul, of a human spirit, is dependent on a number on a scale.”
“Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.”
“We've given Iraq a chance. Now they need to stand on their own. This is a 1,400-year-old conflict, and unless we are prepared to bankrupt ourselves spending another 1,400 years policing it, we need to stay out.”
“... love and fear increase together with a precision almost mathematical: the greater the love is then the greater the fear is.”

Source : Josephine Winslow Johnson (1934). “Now in November”, p.71, Feminist Press at CUNY
“If Islam's sole interest is the welfare of mankind, then Islam is the strongest advocate of human rights anywhere on Earth.”

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