"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."

-- Demetri Martin

#Morning Quotes #Believe Quotes #Use Quotes

“Everything we say signifies; everything counts, that we put out into the world. It impacts on kids, it impacts on the zeitgeist of the time.”
“The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.”
“I am open to the guidance of synchronicity, and do not let expectations hinder my path.”
“For finally, we are as we love. It is love that measures our stature.”
“... all this talking, this rather liquid confessing, was something I didn't think I could ever bring myself to do. It seemed foolhardy to me, like an uncooked egg deciding to to come out of its shell: there would be a risk of spreading out too far, turning into a formless puddle.”
“If we spend enough time with God, He'll either make us strong enough that problems won't bother us, or He'll show us what to do about them.”
“...now Eli was my new neighbor. Which was fine with me because I sucked at Math. Math and I were not on speaking terms.”

Source : Shelly Crane (2012). “Consume: The Devoured Series”, p.18, Kiss Me Publications, LLC
“People have experiences in art museums today that they used to have in church.”

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