"Figure out what something is worth and pay a lot less."

“For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs?”

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”

Source : Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.88, Zondervan

“I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….”

“Work isn't really work for me.”

Source : "John W. Kluge, 95, RIP. Entrepreneur, Benefactor to Columbia University" by Dave Lerner, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 9, 2010.

“My favorite Oscar story was a year my brother had been nominated, my whole family went.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“My coach told me, "Larry, no matter how much you work at it, there's always someone out there who's working just a little harder - if you take 150 practice shots, he's taking 200." And that drove me.”

“Real love doesn't die. It's the physical body that dies. Genuine, authentic love has no expectations whatsoever; it doesn't even need the physical presence of a person. ... Even when he is dead and buried that part of you that loves the person will always live.”

“If one job doesn't pay all the bills, don't worry. You can get another one and another one and another one.”