"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."

-- Will Rogers

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Cowboy Quotes

“An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.”

Source : Attributed in "Chronicles of America Series" by Allen Johnson, Yale University Press, 1918.
“Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.”
“We live in an age when to be young and to be indifferent can be no longer synonymous. We must prepare for the coming hour. The claims of the Future are represented by suffering millions; and the Youth of a Nation are the trustees of Posterity.”
“I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.”
“I thought I could describe a state; make a map of sorrow. Sorrow, however, turns out to be not a state, but a process. It needs not a map, but a history, and if I don't stop writing that history at some quite arbitrary point, there's no reason why I should ever stop.”
“I think that Hiphop should be a pulpit for the people.”
“I have a problem with the term social entrepreneurship because people say only business helps to make the world a better place.”
“If I asked you to do something for me, I don't suppose you'd listen?" When he had my attention, he continued, "I'm going to take you home. Try to forget tonight happened. Try to act normal, especially around Hank. Don't mention my name." By way of an answer, I shot him a black look and swung out of the Tahoe. He followed suit, coming around to my side. "What kind of answer is that?" He asked, but his voice wasn't nearly so gruff.”

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