"I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically."

-- Jimmy Carr

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“It could be argued that every age gets the comfort savagery writer it deserves.”
“Statistics began as the systematic study of quantitative facts about the state.”

Source : Ian Hacking (2006). “The Emergence of Probability: A Philosophical Study of Early Ideas about Probability, Induction and Statistical Inference”, p.126, Cambridge University Press
“I still haven't quite caught on to the idea of writing without dialogue. I like writing dialogue, and there's nothing wrong with dialogue in movies.”

Source : "Kenneth Lonergan Discusses 'Margaret'". Interview with Richard Brody, www.newyorker.com.
“I think we can all agree that every child's home deserves to be protected equally under the law, that there is dignity in every child's home.”
“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.”
“My experience in life tells me that the values that are now being labeled 'conservative' are the only way that blacks can get ahead.”

Source : Black Star News Interview, www.blackstarnews.com. February 29, 2008.
“Where success is concerned, people are not measured in inches, or pounds, or college degrees, or family back-ground; they are measured by the size of their thinking.”

Source : David J Schwartz (2016). “The Magic of Thinking Big”, p.84, Random House
“Few of us get anything without working for it.”

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