"I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while."

-- Ira Glass

#Funny Graduation Quotes #Wish Quotes #Littles Quotes

“A democrat need not believe that the majority will always reach a wise decision. He should however believe in the necessity of accepting the decision of the majority, be it wise or unwise, until such a time that the majority reaches another decision.”
“My family are my priority but I've always had a strong work ethic and I like to be busy.”

Source : "Amanda Holden: 'I'm not the slapper the press portrayed me as'". Interview With Lisa O'Kelly, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2011.
“Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.”
“I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.”
“To help all created things, that is the measure of all our responsibility; to be helped by all, that is the measure of our hope.”
“We've got to get our fans back. We've got to start winning and get our fans excited about the 76ers again... We're selling hope. This is about hope. We have hope that we have a chance to be good.”
“When I came to England I was quite surprised to see that you people have it too. But why people are so interested in other people's private lives is beyond me. It's like group hypnosis, or something - a giant distraction.”
“Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality.”

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