"If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention."

-- Amy Sedaris

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“The Earth is Art, The Photographer is only a Witness.”
“The world waits for you with all its beauty, but also its frights and its pain.”

Source : Meredith Hall (2007). “Without a Map: A Memoir”, p.184, Beacon Press
“A letter doesn't communicate by words alone. A letter, just like a book, can be read by smelling it, touching it and fondling it. Thereby, intelligent folk will say, 'Go on then, read what the letter tells you!' whereas the dull-witted will say, 'Go on then, read what he's written!”

Source : Orhan Pamuk (2011). “My Name Is Red”, p.44, Faber & Faber
“I think you can get too focused on the championship and forget how rewarding it is to be part of a team.”

Source : "'I'm not some Yank who wants to make a profit. I just want to see Spurs succeed'". Interview with Donald McRae, www.theguardian.com. February 18, 2008.
“I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your need. I feel your feelings.”
“It is ridiculous ever to forget that you and your business are each implanted in the society of the moment. We cannot ignore the world of our time. We had better understand it.”
“'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the babies at all is that they've been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy.”
“Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.”

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