"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."

-- Rita Rudner

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“I was a huge 'Bewitched' fan growing up.”

Source : "Mädchen Amick Talks WITCHES OF EAST END, How Much Fun It Is to Play the Troublemaker, Working with the Great Cast, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. October 13, 2013.
“To generate great power you must first totally relax and gather your strength, and then concentrate your mind and all your strength on hitting your target.”
“What hypocrites we seem to be whenever we talk of ourselves! Our words sound so humble, while our hearts are so proud.”
“All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.”
“I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.”
“You have the intelligence front and the engagement front. On the intelligence front, the French are better than many of their European counterparts. But they are really challenged in two specific ways.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“I just don't believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.”
“I would say about individuals, A Individual dies when they cease to to be surprised. I am surprised every morning when I see the sunshine again. When I see an act of evil I don't accomodate, I don't accomodate myself to the violence that goes on everywhere. I am still so surprised! That is why I am against it. We must learn to be surprised.”

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