"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

-- Bill Watterson

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.”
“Business schools make a fortune forcing their students to take in a HUGE amount of information. The majority of it is theoretical.Â The majority ofÂ thatÂ is useless.”
“The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The building has a playroom that makes you want to break your own jaw with a golf club. I can't take it.”
“If you want to understand your parents more, get them to talk about their own childhood; and if you listen with compassion, you will learn where their fears and rigid patterns come from. Those people who "did all that stuff to you" were just as frightened and scared as you are.”
“Even if you're theÂ worst writerÂ in the world, at least you'll have the evidence.”
“The world is near escalating to World War Three and where are the leaders of each religion? Why aren't they having a conclave; why aren't they coming together?”
“Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.”
“In this world of plenty, a tiny baby, who does not yet understand the mystery of the world, is allowed to cry and cry and finally fall asleep without the milk she needs to survive.”

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