"I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage.' Number two: 'We have medication for this.' And number three: 'It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school.'"

-- Bill Engvall

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“People who like to cook like to talk about food....without one cook giving another cook a tip or two, human life might have died out a long time ago.”
“I'm a social writer in the sense that I want to record, but not in the sense of trying to change people's minds.”

Source : Horton Foote (1989). “Cousins ; And, The Death of Papa: The Final Two Plays of The Orphans' Home Cycle”, p.19, Grove Press
“I've always had a soft spot for comic books. I learned to read from them. The words in them were so interesting.”
“For a people is only as great, as free, as lofty, as advanced as its women are free, noble and progressive.”
“A good man always knows his limitations.”
“I'm just a husband waltzing in the background.”
“I'm not a method actor, I don't write my character's history or all those kinds of things. I'm more about the 90 percent of the brain that is subconscious. I like to just pick certain pieces, let it soak in, and then let it kind of emerge out.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“People can do all kinds of things that maybe aren't wise in hindsight because of jealousy.”

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