"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

-- Groucho Marx

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“Often, architects work too hard trying to make their buildings look different. It's like we're actors let loose on a stage, all speaking our parts at the same time in our own private languages without an audience.”
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
“Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them to admit the historical existence of George W. Bush. If your party can run the nation for eight years and then have a national convention and not invite Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Karl Rove, or Tom DeLay, you're not a political movement, you're the witness protection program.”
“I think British people for example can handle better their own poorness. The image of their poorness. But in France, people don't handle it very well. Either you are normal or ... if you are poor you better not show it.”
“Paintings have a life of their own that derives from the painter's soul.”
“Software constraints are only confining if you use them for what they're intended to be used for.”
“I'm actually surprised how technical a lot of commercial wine production is. Things are done very much from an industrial chemistry point of view at certain price points, but that's not the impression you get with wine.”
“A practical help in keeping your personal purity unblemished in your relations with other people is to begin to see them as God does. Say to yourself, â€œThat man or that woman is perfect in Christ Jesus! That friend or that relative is perfect in Christ Jesus!”

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