"Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better."

-- Tim Allen

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“To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.”
“Traditionally, tours were a means of promoting a record. Today, the record promotes the tour.”
“I think my love is storytelling. No matter what it is, it's storytelling. And so whatever the medium is, what's right for the story, I enjoy doing it.”
“Dare to risk public criticism.”
“The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Ive always been motivated to stop people from doing dysfunctional things.”
“During 'Chicago Hope,' I never let directors talk to me, because I was so spoiled. I started off with people like Milos Forman, Sidney Lumet, James Lapine, unbelievably gifted people. So there I was, saying, 'Don't talk to me, I don't want your opinion.' I behaved abominably.”
“I'm too shy, really to be able to hang out with my heroes for too long.”

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