"I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Air Quotes #Differences Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?”

Source : "Santorum Mocks Gay Marriage: ‘I Love My Brother. Should We Call This Relationship Marriage Too?’". Santorum's Philadelphia Inquirer column, thinkprogress.org. May 22, 2008.
“A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.”
“I think it is vital to fight to do something you want to do despite not gaining your community's or your friends' approval.”
“I'm not the new anything; I'm just Agyness.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“There's something about a parenthesis in fiction that puts one off, saying, "It's me, moi, jumping in now."”
“My dear father always said that when everybody had a telephone nobody would have any manners, because there wouldn't be time for them. And of course he was perfectly right ...”
“Healing of the world's woes will not come through this or that social or political theory; not through violent changes in government, but in the still small voice that speaks to the conscience and the heart.”
“We've got to decide that we want to live in a world that is sane and happy and healthy, and that everyone deserves that.”

Source : CNN Interview, www.cnn.com. June 6, 2008.

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