"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Good Morning Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged.”
“That's stupid. You couldn't pay me to go. I'm not oversimplifying it. That's what's going on. I don't think it would be any fun without the drugs. It's a drug party.”
“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ***** hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.”
“As long as you are lucky, you will have many friends; if cloudy times appear, you will be alone. -Donec eris felix, multos numerabis amicos; tempora si fuerint nubila, solus eris”
“The Mathemagician nodded knowingly and stroked his chin several times. â€œYouâ€™ll find,â€ he remarked gently, â€œthat the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and thatâ€™s hardly worth the effort.”
“Had you restrained your love, you would be free of sorrow. The greater the love, while one possesses it, the greater the sorrow when one is deprived of it.”
“If you donâ€™t stay with your winners, you are not going to be able to pay for the losers.”
“Being in front of the camera, you never got to see the whole process from the conception of the script all the way through to the filming process.”

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