"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."

-- Josh Billings

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Memories Quotes

“Life is too short for long-term grudges.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“If the Good Lord made a mistake in us people it was in making us want to live when weâ€™ve got the least excuse for it.”

Source : Jim Thompson (1997). “Crime novels: American noir of the 1950s”
“Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad economy, it's more important to make yourself feel good.”
“A little-known truth: Every aspect of the world is fundamentally unpredictable. Computer scientists have long since proved this.”
“I've never been difficult to anybody or with anybody on a picture. Especially when you're in that nice status of hierarchy of actors and actresses who get to approve directors. Because once you make that choice, it's my belief that the director's boss.”
“Well, Led Zeppelin IV! That's it really. I'll tell you why the album had no title - because we were so fed up with the reactions to the third album, that people couldn't understand why that record wasn't a direct continuation of the second album. And then people said we were a hype and all, which was the furthest thing from what we were. So we just said, `let's put out an album with no title at all!' That way, either people like it or they don't... but we still got bad reviews!”
“Shade and light are different in every valley.”
“Everything matters, but nothing matters very much.”

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