"the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache."

-- Eddie Mair

#Judging Quotes #Trials Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.”
“The Art of Seeing. It is essential to an architect to know how to see: I mean, to see in such a way that the vision is not overpowered by rational analysis.”

Source : Acceptance speech fot the Pritzker Architecture Prize, 1980.
“Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.”
“In England, pop art and fine art stand resolutely back to back.”

Source : 1961 England, Half English,'Pop Songs and Teenagers'.
“It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.”
“It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself”
“Black is not a color.”
“If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.”

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