"It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working."

-- Elayne Boosler

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“Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, Youâ€™re Either Lying Or Crazy.”

Source : Twitter post from Apr 10, 2009
“I worried she might spend an afternoon chatting with me about the sights and then wish me best of luck.”
“My big mantra is 'food is medicine,' so I really love being able to talk about how you can make food your medicine, how you can make food be the thing that hopefully allows you to live a longer, happier, healthier life.”
“But the truth is, at some point, our films - almost every single one of them - are really bad. And it's largely hats off to John Lasseter and Ed Catmull who have set up a system whereby they're expecting it.”
“Stories matter. Stories are how we make sense of the world, which doesn't mean that those stories can't be stupid and simplistic and full of lies. Stories can exaggerate and offend and they always, always matter.”
“Above all, life for a photographer cannot be a matter of indifference”
“My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.”
“When your fight has purposeâ€”to free you from something, to interfere on the behalf of an innocentâ€”it has a hope of finality. When the fight is about unravelingâ€”when it is about your name, the places to which your blood is anchored, the attachment of your name to some landmark or eventâ€”there is nothing but hate, and the long, slow progression of people who feed on it and are fed it, meticulously, by the ones who come before them. Then the fight is endless, and comes in waves and waves, but always retains its capacity to surprise those who hope against it.”

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