"There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane.""

-- Dave Barry

#Funny Quotes #Science Quotes #Eggs Quotes

“When the evil deed, after it has become known, brings sorrow to the fool, then it destroys his bright lot, nay, it cleaves his head.”
“If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.”
“Even though I make documentaries, everyone's acting in a way. Really. And you're creating, and you're confabulating things. You can't relive reality, you can just present it. And that's what I do. I have worked with actors and I like it very much, so maybe. I think that would be wonderful to do something like that, as well.”
“The climate change problem is at its heart an ethical problem. It's a problem of income distribution and it's a problem of income distribution with dimensions that we don't usually think about very much.”
“I'm glad some people have that faith. I don't have that faith. If there is a God, a caring God, then we have to figure he's done an extraordinary job of making a very cruel world.”
“Every song will be a video. Its going to be very spectacular.”
“A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.”

Source : Oliver Wendell Holmes (1896). “Morse, John T.Life and letters of Oliver Wendell Holmes”
“I'm very shocked when I look at television and I see such an aggressive youth and image obsession in the representation of women on our screens.”

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