"If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't."

-- Alexei Sayle

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“You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones”
“Just because a movie is satisfactory means that the person who makes it is satisfactory. One can make a wonderful movie but still not be a wonderful person. In terms of interviews, it's probably not a good idea, because moviemakers tend not to tell the truth, even when asked a question.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“He doesn't mind if he dies... indeed, he would like to die; but yet he fears to fall. He would welcome a long sleep; but not at the price of falling to it.”
“Competition is the final price determinant and competitive prices may result in profits which force you to accept a rate of return less than you hoped for, or for that matter to accept temporary losses”

Source : Alfred P Sloan (2015). “My Years With General Motors”, p.173, eNet Press
“Animation means to invoke life, not to imitate it.”
“Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.”
“The clich? that women, more consistently than men, turn inward for sustenance seems to mean, in practice, that women have richly defined the ways in which imagination creates possibility; possibility that society denies.”
“A head start is rarely large enough to matter, and time spent in stealth mode-away from customers-is unlikely to provide a head start. The only way to win is to learn faster than anyone else.”

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