"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."

-- Stephen Hawking

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“The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".”

Source : Tucker Max (2012). “Hilarity Ensues”, p.289, Simon and Schuster
“Rudy Steiner was scared of the book theif's kiss. He must have longed for it so much. He must have longed for it so much. he must have loved her so incredibly hard. So hard that he would never ask for her lips again and would go to his grave without them.”
“After all, the seeds of depression cannot take root in a grateful heart.”
“You remember all those phrases about how these people - Asians - dont value human life like we do. Well if you spend any time around them, you discover that they love their children just as much as we love ours. That is certainly true of the Vietnamese.”
“And one of the interesting things about bound feet is that they never age.”
“I think it's almost a unique control that artists can have now more than they ever did, I think if you don't be proactive about how you want your music to be visually represented, I think other people will do it for you - so how comfortable are you with people putting their own two cents on it?”
“I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.”
“I'd say you have to be really committed to the field, show up for every audition and to be aware that very few make it in this field.”

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