"The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded"."

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Source : Tucker Max (2012). “Hilarity Ensues”, p.289, Simon and Schuster

Tucker Max

#Florida Quotes #Intellectual Quotes #Levels Quotes

“There are two goddesses in your heart,â€ he told them. â€œThe Goddess of Wisdom and the Goddess of Wealth. Everyone thinks they need to get wealth first, and wisdom will come. So they concern themselves with chasing money. But they have it backwards. You have to give your heart to the Goddess of Wisdom, give her all your love and attention, and the Goddess of Wealth will become jealous, and follow you.â€ Ask nothing from your running, in other words, and youâ€™ll get more than you ever imagined.”
“This country cannot afford the deceptive luxury of waging defensive warfare.”
“Personal publicity is apt to be dangerous to any writer's integrity; for the moment he begins to fancy himself as quite a person, a taint creeps into his work.”
“Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known as â€˜real life,â€™ a concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.”
“Great churches aren't built on the gifts or talents of a few, but on the sacrifice of many.”

Source : FaceBook post by Brian Houston from Jan 30, 2011
“President Bush will go down in history as the torture president. He has now defied a majority of Congress to allow the use of interrogation techniques that any reasonable observer would call torture.”
“Life is for living, not living uptight, see ya somewhere up in the sky.”
“Do whatever you're directed to do, and leave the rest of that technical stuff up to the director.”

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