"And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything."

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Neil Innes

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“As soon as you Botox your smile lines away, you lose part of your identity.”
“I left Chicago many years ago to move to California. You can't help but live a healthy lifestyle here if you want to fit in. I find myself eating chicken and salad and chicken and salad and salad and chicken, like a monk.”
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
“Age is just a number, and your talent will never fail you. It has no expiry date.”
“I never have held death in contempt, though in the course of my explorations I have oftentimes felt that to meet one's fate on a noble mountain, or in the heart of a glacier, would be blessed as compared with death from disease, or from some shabby lowland accident. But the best death, quick and crystal-pure, set so glaringly open before us, is hard enough to face, even though we feel gratefully sure that we have already had happiness enough for a dozen lives.”
“It is boring to haunt a writer, and even more so to haunt a celebrity. I would haunt a literary figure! Possibly some superhero, maybe even James Bond. Constant adventures, fights, beautiful women--much more interesting that watching a writer who taps on computer all day long, or a celebrity posing in front of cameras.”
“You never know what's coming for you.”

Source : "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". www.imdb.com. 2008.
“Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.”

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