"I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube."

-- Arthur Smith

“The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes.”
“Our griefs, as well as our joys, owe their strongest colors to our imaginations. There is nothing so grievous to be borne that pondering upon it will not make it heavier; and there is no pleasure so vivid that the animation of fancy cannot liven it.”
“We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never tried it.”
“Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.”
“When youâ€™re stuck in a spiral, to change all aspects of the spin you need only to change one thing.”
“Inside a soul, there's a hero to discover”
“The Internet has definitely opened doors and leveled the playing field for musicians.”

Source : "DEF LEPPARD Guitarist: Music Piracy Is Not A Bad Thing For Bands Like Us". Beatweek Magazine Interview, www.blabbermouth.net. June 30, 2011.
“When Hillary's getting knocked around by the folks on the Hill is Bill going to go Larry King to knock her enemies around? Will he be going off to foreign countries on his own little diplomatic missions? I had assumed he'd remain a step in the background as he has through through most of this decade. But that doesn't seem to be the case. If the constitution allowed it, I'd happily have Clinton back. I'd happily have Hillary in his place. But I don't want them both.”

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