"It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations."

-- Jenny Lawson

#Girlfriend Quotes #Weekend Quotes #People Quotes

“O that our prelates would be as diligent to sow the corn of good doctrine, as Satan is to sow cockle and darnel!”

Source : Hugh Latimer (1978). “Selected Sermons of Hugh Latimer”, p.42, Associated University Presse
“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”
“You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I'm the showman of big men.”
“Shot at twenty-seven times - what a Dominican number...”
“I think my biggest revelation was to write entirely from the heart, and to convey emotion, even when it meant forcing myself to feel uncomfortable in doing so.”
“Music became an obsession, and eventually we felt more comfortable with each other then we did with anyone else. The three of us were like one person.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Although in skating you compete with other people, anyone who achieves a certain level of success is first and foremost competing against themselves. And for me the idea that I could always do better, learn more, learn faster, is something that came from skating. But I carried that with me for the rest of my life.”
“Any method to heighten the presence of that which is the source of creation within you, is yoga.”

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