"Television is the triumph of machine over people."

-- Fred Allen

#People Quotes #Triumph Quotes #Machines Quotes

“If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.”
“To be an excellent leader, you have to be a superb follower,”
“What protectionism teaches us, is to do to ourselves in time of peace what enemies seek to do to us in time of war.”
“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.”
“Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and something distinctive and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done.”
“No more "band psycho" stuff for me. I'm fine without it.”

Source : Interview with Mark Richardson, pitchfork.com. March 1, 2002.
“I don't think social commentary should be planned, you just have to be truthful.”
“Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging.”

Source : "The Joke's On... Lawyers" by Stan D. Ross, Federation Press, (p. 43), 1996.

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