"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

-- Spike Milligan

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.”
“My experience is to deal with things through humor.”
“[Relationships] do not cause pain and unhappiness. They bring out the pain and unhappiness that is already in you”
“The germ of an idea doesn't make the sculpture that stands up... so the next stage is hard work”
“The idea of how others see you becomes more important than the reality of you.”
“There's never before been a Chess player with such a thorough knowledge of the intricacies of the game and such an absolutely indomitable will to win. I think Bobby is the greatest player that ever lived”
“No nation has ever prospered or been blessed like the colored people in the South.”
“I fail to see the issue that will shock the people of this great country of ours into some decisive action.”

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