"Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true."

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Aziz Ansari

#Funny Quotes #Dream Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I said, 'This is my space, and you're invading it.'”
“What was said to the rose that made it open, was said to me, here in my chest.”
“Company's vision must be driven by the aspirations of its customers.”
“Every country that aspires to become a nation needs its heroes, its eminent civic and moral leaders, and if it doesn't have them, it's our duty to invent them.”

Source : Rosario Ferré (1996). “Sweet Diamond Dust: And Other Stories”, Plume Books
“Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.”
“I'm sorry," I say. "I didn't give you everything you wanted. I wasn't everything you wanted. You were everything I wanted.”
“A bloke's bowling at 150kph trying to rip the fingers off your arms or probably even worse. It gets your blood going and the adrenalin pumping. You are in a fight. And to me that's what Test cricket is all about.”
“I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.”

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