"It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

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“My music is pretty honest. I can't rap on science fiction. Punk is from the street.”
“Hush! With sudden gush As from a fountain sings in yonder bush The Hermit Thrush.”
“Politically, the world economy really depends on consultants. Because it's also, in a way, an outsourcing of responsibility. They can say, "Yeah, they told us to do that," and the consultant says, "Yeah, but I'm just a consultant," and nobody's responsible anymore.”
“I would probably list myself as mostly straight. I've met guys all the time that I'm like, Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know? I've never been, like, Oh, I want to kiss that guy. I really love women. But I think defining yourself as 100% anything is kind of near-sighted and close-minded.”
“I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found some skeletons, we would've found some sort of proof of Bigfoot." So, I didn't believe for a long time, but obviously this is the year we find Bigfoot. And obviously all scientists agree that there's definitely Bigfoot.There's no reason to debate it. It's like debating climate change. There's no reason to debate climate change anymore. There's no reason to debate whether there's Bigfoot. Clearly, the yeti exists.”
“I'm not allowing my perspective to be dictated by the dominant culture.”
“My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that.”
“Ignorance, if recognized, is often more fruitful than the appearance of knowledge.”

Source : Walker Percy (2011). “Signposts in a Strange Land”, p.63, Open Road Media

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