"If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it."

-- Jeff Dunham

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“To support its conclusion that 'this is a religious people... this is a Christian nation,' the Court paraded a veritable litany of precedents from American history: taken from Church of the Holy Trinity v. U.S.; 143 U.S. 457-458 (1892).”
“I don't think religious groups should be allowed to apply for federal funds to start new ministries they have not been doing before the funding was available.”
“High energy creates more energy, more energy, more energy. It kicks off synapses, I guess. It opens up your brain and you think of one thing after another thing, after another. You can really open yourself up comedically, which is fun.”
“The first time I did a school play was the first time I felt I was good at anything at all. I just loved it.”

Source : "Olivia Colman in Rev". Interview with Polly Vernon, www.theguardian.com. June 19, 2010.
“American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it.”
“Lots of Americans, they do think that yes, Russian hackers are everywhere. Russian hackers are in every fridge, Russian hackers are in every iron and so on and so forth. But this is not true. Those are fake news and this is slander.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.”

Source : Interview with Will Harris, www.avclub.com. March 8, 2012.
“One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.”

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