"My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that."

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Source : "All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me". Book by Jeff Dunham, www.today.com. 2010.

Jeff Dunham

#Mother Quotes #Father Quotes #Reality Quotes

“The courage to be as oneself within the atmosphere of Enlightenment is the courage to affirm oneself as a bridge from a lower to a higher state of rationality. It is obvious that this kind of courage to be must become conformist the moment its revolutionary attack on that which contradicts reason has ceased, namely in the victorious bourgeoisie.”
“When you have God behind you, you can come out on top every time.”
“I have the unmitigated gall to think that I could lead men anywhere, business, politics or combat.”
“In life every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss.”
“Fifty years ago people believed, accurately, that they were entitled to seek the blue bird, whereas today they believe, mistakenly, that they're entitled to find it and take it home, in a complimentary cage with a month's supply of birdseed....Those who think they've a right to catch whatever they are free to chase, are doomed to disappointment. That's our generation in a nutshell.”
“I write books to influence people I will never meet. Books increase my audience and my message.”
“The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.”
“I never pursued being 'famous.'”

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