"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."

-- Dane Cook

#Laughing Quotes #Attention Quotes #Crowds Quotes

“If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.”
“The system that had grown up in most states is that wealthy districts with an affluent population can afford to spend a lot more on their public school systems than the poorer districts.”
“People can not be separated from their environment. Living consciousness is not an isolated unit. Human consciousness is increasing the order of the rest of the world and has an incredible power to heal ourselves and the world: in a certain sense we make the world as such, as we wish.”
“There is no doubt that . Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies.”
“Freeing oneself from words is liberation.”
“We talked, she and I. She asked about my work and it was a pretense, she was not interested in my work. And when I answered, it was a pretense. I was not interested in my work either. There was only one thing that interested us, and she knew it. She had made it plain by her coming.”
“Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him 'Plays with Camera.”
“Before you ask some girl for her hand now, keep your freedom for as long as you can now. My Mama told me, you better shop around.”

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