"As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline."

-- Jack Ketchum

#World Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'.”
“There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.”
“Remember your natural affection for all of creation.”
“Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna beat you tonight, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Au revoir!”
“No gift can ever replace the value of being there in person.”
“I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.”
“I'm a lucky, lucky man. I mean, the people I surround myself with are so inspiration. They're so motivational and they're so dynamic and positive. You really can't stop that positive force when everything and everyone around you is so positive.”
“I can't say anything other than the fact that I feel a range of emotions including guilt, shame, sadness, betrayal, freedom and appreciation for those who have stood by me, been tough on me, and have taken the time to understand that there is a deeper story and not to believe everything they read in the newspapers.”

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