"On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Football Quotes #Country Quotes #Weekend Quotes

“Never refuse any who ask you for help; if your pockets are empty, give them hope. Your every action must be born of kindness, your every word spoken with love. Live as God would have you live, and others will be inspired to do the same.”
“I grew up watching films. Film has been part of my life since I was a child.”
“I've lost 12 inches in three weeks. Every time I go for the costume fitting each week, it's smaller and smaller. I'm feeling great. I'm putting in the work. I'm getting a lot of sleep. Everything is on the backburner right now. 'Dancing' is my priority.”
“We were a Western civilisation, an English speaking civilisation, both NZ and Australia, and we had all these influences coming from both Great Britain and America to us; sending us their culture in the shape and form of movies and television.”
“The experience is about how we get there, not the landing place.”
“A huge parasite in the marketplace, feeding and fattening itself off of local television stations and copyright owners of copyrighted material. We do not like it because we think it wrong and unfair.”

Source : Jack Valenti's comments on the Cable television industry in testimony to Congress (June 1974), as quoted in "What Jack Valenti Did for Hollywood" by Richard Corliss, content.time.com. April 27, 2007.
“Modern records are all made with virtually identical gear, software plug-ins and everything. Everybody wants everything to sound like the last thing that was popular because they're chasing their tails.”
“It's time to repeal gun bans everywhere in the United States.”

You may also like:

Bill Engvall
Comedian
Edgar Bergen
Actor
Gabriel Iglesias
Comic
Jeff Foxworthy
Comedian
Jim Gaffigan
Comedian
Larry the Cable Guy
Comedian
Lena Dunham
Filmmaker
Nina Conti
Actress
Ron White
Stand-up comedian