"A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy."

-- Demetri Martin

#People Quotes #Giving Quotes #Needs Quotes

“If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, your plan will go to work on you. Whatever good things we build end up building us.”
“I'm a social caterpillar. I am not a social butterfly”
“What's the advantage to have hundreds of words to define stupidity, when the essence is always the same.”
“Think what a revolution it will be if we manage to get everyone to pay their taxes.”
“I'd discovered another of life's cliches by being with jude: the happier you are in life, the faster it passes you by.”

Source : Nicole Williams (2013). “Crush”, p.7, Harper Collins
“It never hurts your eyesight to look on the bright side of things.”

Source : Barbara Johnson (1996). “The Joy Journal”, Thomas Nelson
“During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake.”

Source : Edward Burnett Tylor (1861). “Anahuac; Or, Mexico and the Mexicans: Ancient and Modern”, p.45
“If, at the end of the day, we need to raise taxes, we should raise taxes.”

Source : "Obama Economic Adviser Says U.S. Should Consider 'Value-Added Tax'". www.foxnews.com. April 07, 2010.

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