"Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief."

-- Carol Burnett

#Texas Quotes #Relief Quotes #Welfare Quotes

“The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.”
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
“The moralist and the revolutionary are constantly undermining one another. Marx exploded a hundred tons of dynamite beneath the moralist position, and we are still living in the echo of that tremendous crash. But already, somewhere or other, the sappers are at work and fresh dynamite is being tamped in place to blow Marx at the moon. Then Marx, or somebody like him, will come back with yet more dynamite, and so the process continues, to an end we cannot foresee.”
“Thomas Jefferson once said, "Women shouldn't wrinkle their pretty little foreheads with politics." Now does that mean he was a sexist, or was he just expressing what most males, and maybe most females, felt at that time? Or are both true?”
“Fascism is not the result of dictatorship.”
“Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.”
“It's often considered elitist to say that well maybe voters are uninformed and that they should know more before they cast their votes. It's strange to say that because it's also elitist to say that to run a radio station requires skill or to be a plumber requires skill and background knowledge.”

Source : Source: www.cbc.ca
“I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and I caught myself in kind of a sticky situation where I was around a lot of people using, drinking and it was kind of - I didn't have the urge to use once, but I just knew I shouldn't have been there.”

Source : "Jack Talks About His Addiction and Recovery". MTV.com,

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