"Have you ever had sex with a horse?"

-- Paul Merton

#Horse Quotes #Sex Quotes

“This strange disease of modern life, With its sick hurry, its divided aims.”

Source : 'The Scholar-Gipsy' (1853) l. 201
“I believe in destiny. But I also believe that you canâ€™t just sit back and let destiny happen. A lot of times, an opportunity might fall into your lap, but you have to be ready for that opportunity. You canâ€™t sit there waiting on it. A lot of times you are going to have to get out there and make it happen.”
“Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.”

Source : Cherie Carter-Scott (2010). “If Love Is A Game, These Are The Rules”, p.94, Random House
“We have reached a strange new place in marketing when tweets become full-page print ads,”

Source : 32 across @aoscott, twitter.com. January 4, 2014.
“Love is selfless. The key is giving up yourself.”
“The only rationale that the states put forth with any conviction-that same-sex couples and their children don't need marriage because same-sex couples can't produce children, intended or unintended-is so full of holes that it cannot be taken seriously....”

Source : "Hero Federal Appeals Judge Burns Down the Case Against Gay Marriage" by Michelle Dean, gawker.com. September 5, 2014.
“From my standpoint, I want to work with homeland security, justice to make sure that U.S. citizens' vote is not diluted.”
“Spend 5 minutes at the beginning of each day remembering we all want the same things (to be happy and be loved) and we are all connected to one another.”

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