"Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure."

-- Patton Oswalt

“It is government policy to phase out subsidies to nationalised industries. In line with this, the government hopes that the coal industry will be able to operate without the need for assistance apart from social grants.”
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop”
“No. She will never be queen.â€ She swayed toward him, and he felt like he was being encircled by a python, smothered and choked.”
“I cannot be a placard waver for every campaign; that's why I have mostly kept quiet about gay marriage.”
“When I say I'm a true welterweight I'm talking about every fighter that has ever moved into the welterweight division.”

Source : Source: blacksportsonline.com
“Every human being is tried this way in the active service of expectancy. Now comes the fulfillment and relieves him, but soon he is again placed on reconnaissance for expectancy; then he is again relieved, but as long as there is any future for him, he has not yet finished his service. And while human life goes on this way in very diverse expectancy, expecting very different things according to different times and occasions and in different frames of mind, all life is again one nightwatch of expectancy.”
“Coal is an essential part of America's energy future, not to mention an important part of Pennsylvania's economy.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“We all are learning, modifying, or destroying ideas all the time. Rapid destruction of your ideas when the time is right is one of the most valuable qualities you can acquire. You must force yourself to consider arguments on the other side.”

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